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animals-riding-animals:

rat riding dog

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ceeberoni:

64px:

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account